But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Randomize
