I wannas sexs uuuuu
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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