Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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