okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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