I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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