every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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