The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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