im drinking this country out of the recession.
I look better un-naked...
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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