I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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