kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
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So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
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I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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