he shaved USA in his pubs
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Randomize
