gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
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I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
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I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
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