He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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