Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
foreskin is a definite game changer
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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