I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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