break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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