He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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