I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
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Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
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I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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