I'm drive I can fine osifer
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
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Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
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Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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