is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Randomize
