I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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