He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I lost the right to judge tonight
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Randomize
