How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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