In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
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What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
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how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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