At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
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Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
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Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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