I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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