If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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