First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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