they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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