Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Randomize