Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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