That's intense
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
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Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
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I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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