Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
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it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
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I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
BRING THE BAGELS
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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