PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Text me some of your sweat
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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