Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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