You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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