Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
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you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
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Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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