We named our party play list daddy issues
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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