Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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