can we get nightvision for the apartment?
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
do nipples grow back?
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