Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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