I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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