she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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