she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Randomize
