i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
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Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
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one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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