I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
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I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
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You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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