I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
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Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
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The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
If I had your ass I would rule the world
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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