This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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