I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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