I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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