i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
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just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
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Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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